What is a good excuse for a no call no show to work?

  • Oh Sir, I thought it’s saturday today.
  • Spread the rumour that you’re kidnapped.

  • Say your wife just got a call from the doctor for a pregnancy test result and you’re so overwhelmed that you forgot to tell him.
  • Tell that you were in the office only. May be he didn’t see you.
  • Tell him about a new movie that you watched yesterday. Now, this movie must be of one of the favourite actors of your boss.
  • Tell him that you had a meeting with the CEO of the company today in a cafe. He’d be careful then onwards!
  • Give him an idea for a new business deal that may work.


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